Audio Verse Awards

Help your Best Ghoulfriend and your Ghost Host with The Most win “Best New Audio Play Production of 2020”!

Click here for the Audio Verse Awards Voting Website

Carefully read the instructions! If you rank Less Is Morgue as Number 1 in the Best New Audio Play Production of 2020 Category, we’ll be extremely grateful!

-Riley & Evelyn

+Transcript

Riley: Listen here, you little shits. You better vote for us in the Audio Verse Awards, or god help me, I will come to your house and rip your arms off!

Evelyn: Riley! No!

Riley: And then I’m gonna start hitting you with your own severed arms, and saying, “Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!”

Evelyn: Riley, we didn’t agree to this! We were meant to ask them nicely to vote for us in the Audio Verse Awards. Not threaten the integrity of their limbs!

Riley: It’s called Aggressive Marketing, Evelyn. And it’s extremely effective.

Evelyn: I beg to differ. It’s better to be friendly and polite.

Riley: Okay, whatever. Do it your stupid weenie way.

Evelyn: Hey Everybody! Riley and Evelyn here, with a very important message: We’ve been nominated for Best New Audio Play Production of 2020 by the Audio Verse Awards!

Riley: Frankly, I think the fact we haven’t won automatically is an INSULT!

Evelyn: We’re in the final rounds of voting now, and if you love this show and want to see us succeed, it’d mean a lot to us if you followed the link in the show notes, and gave us your vote for Best New Audio Play Production of 2020!

Riley: It’s a good move, if you want to keep your arms.

Evelyn: [Demon Voice] RILEY!

Riley: I can’t have any fun around here...

Evelyn: Follow the instructions on the website, and rank us as your number one in the best new audio play category to help us get one step closer to taking home the award!

Riley: And the hefty cash prize.

Evelyn: What!?

Riley: You know, all the money they’ll give us if we win? [Excited; Giddy] I’m gonna buy a full suit of plate mail armour and a month’s supply of canned Selkie.

Evelyn: Riley, there’s no cash prize. It’s just the joy of knowing our fans love us!

Riley: Wait, What!? That’s bullshit! I can’t buy plate mail with love! I’m leaving...

SOUND: Riley walks away, grumbling.

Evelyn: Gosh, What a mess. What were we talking about? Oh yeah! Vote for Less Is Morgue as the Best New Audio Play Production! Follow the link in the show notes! We love you all!

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